i have a lot of feels. particularly tonight. i have TONS.
first: i want to kiss
secondly: i really really want to pet a puppy
i want to know how long it takes for deodorant to expire because i got this stick of Men’s Degree in my car that’s been there for a year, but I don’t want to touch it because it touched the inner thighs of someone I DO NOT! want to think about. maybe it will become a relic in 50 years. my kids will ask about that deodorant and I’ll tell them, “DON’T TALK TO ME ABOUT IT.” It’ll become “mom’s weird obsession” and I’ll be on some weird reality TV show. Get rid of that deoderant! they’ll say. You can’t make me.